What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's the loudest sport?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How was the wedding?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?