Why are stones so good at music?
They're obsessed with rock n' roll!
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do cows like to dance to?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?