Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the confused bee say?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?