What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why was the cat so small?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?