What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Sneakers.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What animal floats best?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?