What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?