Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which subject has two parts?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?