Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?