What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?