What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?