Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
