Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
How do horses navigate at night?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?