Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Can February March?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What insect runs away from everything?