What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What are you studying in math?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?