What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why do bees buzz?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How does dinner smell?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?