It's Crowded!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?