What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Where do kittens go to school?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
When fish play football, who is the captain?