Why are bankers so good at American politics?
It's a system of checks and balances!
Do you have the best ceiling?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?