What is an insect's favorite game?
Cricket.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Where does laundry go to college?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Where would you find an elephant?