Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How did the tree get lost?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's the noisiest food?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?