Which elf is the best singer?
ELFis Presley.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?