What game does chlorine never lose?
Pool.
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?