When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How did the toad die?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?