What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the frog have a long face?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?