What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How do you make a bandstand?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What game do bats excel at?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
How did the pirate call his mother?