What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?