How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
They just take things one stroke at a time.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How do bears keep cool?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How did the mermaid call her friends?