What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why was the fish so smart?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the frog have a long face?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why should you not pamper a cow?