What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What type of car do planets buy?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why was the cat so small?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?