Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?