How do animals blend into the desert?
With camel-flage.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?