What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's a forklift?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?