Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?