What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do bees say in the summer?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?