Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?