Why do basketball players like cookies?
It's just another excuse to dunk.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did March say to the madness?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?