Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
It's into the classics.
Where do baby apes sleep?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?