How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?