What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What game do mice love to play?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why do rodents make the best runners?