Why should you not pamper a cow?
You'll get spoiled milk.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why are goats so funny?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What words make the best athletes?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?