Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What insect runs away from everything?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?