Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Because of all the foul balls.
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a short cow?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?