What is sand's favorite movie?
Dune.
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which singer could always break a five?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?