Who is God's favorite superhero?
Cl-Ark of the Covenant Kent.
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?