What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
How do bears keep cool?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?