Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do mice bring on a picnic?