What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?