Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a sad latte?
How are teens like cats?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?