How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
What color are all the books in the library?
Why are books always so angry?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What time of day was Adam created?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How do you measure a millennial?