Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do fish use for glasses?
What says: oom oom oom?
I broke my finger!
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the icy road say to the truck?